An archive of previously featured doodads and gadgets that no self-respecting baby boomer can live without!

The faucet can be used for draft beer systems like kegerators, however the creative folks at the Food Network prefer to use it to turn watermelons into cocktail kegs!

Made out of soft silicone, the Bottle Screws fit snugly and securely into any open wine bottle preserving the precious liquid within. They look absolutely amazing sitting in the bottle.

Desk too tame for your animal instincts? Express that you have the mighty roar of a lion or that your strength matches that of the crocodile with the Jac Zagoory Staple Removers.

No point in putting your drinks down on any old coaster when you can use genuine polished slices of guava wood logs, right? Bundled with a leather cord, the coasters are approximately 4.5" in diameter.

Fall asleep to music or nature sounds without annoying earbuds. Shove a PillowSonic under your pillow and chill. Maybe learn a foreign language in your sleep?

Raise the culture quotient of your next picnic -- lounge on Manet's most famous painting. This picnic blanket/tablecloth is 100% cotton and measures 150x200cm.

Here's a safe and energy-saving way to light your stairway with low-voltage LED technology. Stair Lights take safety to a new level by lighting your staircase to help prevent falls and injury

This useful note pad helps you keep track of what you're out of, plus they have one called "Things You Do That Piss Me Off," and you know that could come in handy.

If you like your coffee in a large vessel, these porcelain latte bowls from Portugal come in great colors. Dishwasher and microwave safe. 3"H, 5.5" diameter

This limited edition vintage Tide tee not only shows your sense of style - it shows your heart. All profits will go towards recovery efforts for families affected by disaster around the country. All cotton.

If you travel a lot or frequent dirty bathrooms, Lucky Bum is a new all natural anti-bacterial toilet seat spray that should give you greater germ protection.

Cool looking and functional, this 2 qt Origo Serving Bowl is a feast for the eyes! Origo Bowls are oven, dishwasher and microwave safe. Designed Alfredo Haberli.

My Place Cozy laptop workstation has a pillow base, compact design and lightweight frame that allows you to use it in a chair, on a couch or in bed. Features super bright flexible LED light, built-in cup holder and carry handle for portability.

If you have ever hurt your hand carrying a heavy one or five gallon paint bucket, you can appreciate the Gripworks. Snaps on easily for carrying comfort.

Hey -- stop carrying eggs in your pockets. With this orange plastic eggs case box, your half dozen eggs will always get where they need to go?????

Disco ain't over til we say it's over! The Disco Ball Hat looks like any old cap, but features a light-up spinning disco ball on top -- sure to get you thrown out of any party.

CSI comes to the kitchen? Here’s the perfect accessory to the crime — an 8” stainless chef’s knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that's guaranteed to get you a conviction.

Is that a Banana Bunker or are you just glad to see me? There are just too many joke possibilities but if you need to protect your banana, this is the right tool. Comes in clear and 4 colors!

Make your own fresh ravioli with these molds and rolling pin. Homemade ravioli is cut and ready to cook. Available in both round and square forms. Made in Italy.

Bearskin doormat is perfect for those who can't bear the thought of killing a bear. Also available in dog shape, if your pet is always getting underfoot.

Drinking and cards -- now you can multi-flask! This handy flask-and-card case comes with stainless steel curved hip flask with and a deck of cards. Case features a loop to attack to a belt.

Feeling a little cash poor these days? Not to worry, you can at least look like you’re Loaded with this full-color printed wallet. Satin-lined interior with lots of pockets for all your credit cards.

Humans have Altoids, so dogs must have DogToids of course -- doggie breath mints. Made with parsley to freshen breath, these dog bones are made from a combination of beef liver and fish flavors come in a handy tin.

Show that pizza you mean business with a Pizza-Pro 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies.

Wondering if your breath is as bad as you think it is? Check BOTH the quality of your breath and how alcohol level with the Etiquette Checker. Your breath is ranked good to bad from 1-6, and alcohol level in 0.5 increments.

Not enough froth in your life? You need the Molinillo. Hand carved from solid wood and burned slightly, it creates rich, frothy pots of hot chocolate from scratch. What are you waiting for?

If your butt hurts when you do yoga or sit on a picnic blanket, CritBuns are the solution. Made from a soft, comfortable foam, they cushion hard surfaces. It is portable, fun, and easy to clean.

Tired of seeing people park like idiots and not being able to do anything about it? Take matters into your own hands and put a low-tac sticker on the offending idiot's car. Love the fact that their website address is iparklikeanidiot.com.

This easy-to-use pair of tools features flexible finger loops that slip over the middle finger. The brush’s tough nylon bristles scrub away the dirt and stainless-steel blade strips away the potato's skin, not yours.

Crocodile Salad Tongs - practical and fun. Mr Croc's chompers pick up bread, salad, pasta, or anything else you can think of. Made of food grade plastic and steel.

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally. Heat therapy relaxes tense muscles and the cold treatment cools and constricts blood vessels, helping to alleviate tension headaches.

I don't like squirrels, but I could live with this one. The Solar Squirrel harnesses the power of the sun so it can glow brightly when the sun goes down. They're still rodents.

It's a bag--no it's a chair. It's a chair and a bag. Telescoping legs and a folding backrest enable the chair to fold to less than 4" thick in seconds. Weighs 9 lbs., supports up to 250 lbs.

Just in time for Spring, this set of a half dozen robin's egg soaps fits with the robins chirping outside your window. The French-milled vegetable-based soaps come in a nest and are the size of real robin's eggs.

The Alli-Grater is very clever cheese & vegetable grater! To
use, simply unfold plastic mouth to form a handle and begin shredding. Stainless
steel and dishwasher safe. About 7"x4"

Try some Funhouse decorating with these wacky switchplate covers. They play tricks with your eyes. At first glance everyone will think you have some kind of new 3-D outlets.

Startling and fascinating at the same time, the spooky visages on these glasses require a double-take to fully appreciate; each set of four will be the life (or the afterlife) of your next party. Comes in 12 oz and 8 oz sizes.

Finally! The teeth floss you've been waiting for -- Breakfast Floss. Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers.

Picnic season is almost upon us. This stainless steel food carrier lets you carry your tiffin in a recycled reusable container. Good for hot or cold meals. Insulated bag.

Hands-free grip & tip keeps small bottles steady. Prevent spills and keep both hands free. Hinged design tilts the bottle to better reach every last drop. Also great for hands-free cell phone use.

Easy-to-clean nonstick aluminum mold creates two perfectly shaped 4½" patties that are 1" thick. Interior features raised grill-like surface. Rosewood handle.

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Skydiving Frogs. Five adventure-loving frogs in skydiving gear lock their green hands, forming a disc that sails through the air with surprising grace.

This feeder is for the birds! Made of bamboo, the feeder allows you to skewer an apple (or anything you'd like to skewer) where birds can feast on it. How cool is that?

The Kiwi MPG is a simple to use plug-and-play device that works on all 1996 or newer vehicles. Installs in seconds and instantly calculates your fuel economy.

These 24" tall Sumo Hoppers are perfect for adults looking to recapture that endless fun they found as kids. A pump is included with the set of 2 Hoppers so you can add air as needed.

Socks that look like wood? Who woodn't want a pair of these wood-grained beauties? 75% Acrylic, 25% Stretch Nylon. Can you stand any more puns?

Wake up as though you were in a monastery of sorts with the Gong Alarm Clock. Comes with a large, easy to read LCD display and features real gong hitting action. Try it, grasshopper.

The Penguin is an eco-friendly soda charger that transforms ordinary tap water into fresh sparkling water -- just press the carbonating “beak.”

Is it really a party of you don't have these cool new Tiki Shot Cups ($6)? I think not. These brightly tribal-style plastic shot cups come in a set of three and hold 3 oz each.

The OXO mango splitter needs one simple press to remove the seed and cut the fruit in half. Soft grips cushion while you press, and the stainless steel blades are sharp and sturdy.

Like smooth, well-worn river rocks, these Bamboo Pebbles look great in a glass container or just spread them around the house for when you need a bamboo fix.

Who cares if the boat sinks as long as your wine has a personal flotation device, you can party on. This bottle cover in traditional orange life comes complete with waist buckle and chest ties.

I never could get why anyone likes the taste of Marmite spread, but I have to say this sandwich shaped storage box is a pretty cool way to keep a sandwich from getting crushed..

If you need a reminder to conserve resources, this glass allows you to fill the glass only to the spill-hole. Working just like a sink\'s overflow drain, it delineates where your want separates from your need.

Trouble sleeping? Try a hot water bottle with a picture of a deranged Jack Nicholson breaking through your door. You'll “sleep tight” alright, after a brief nightmare.

If you can't travel anywhere without your own pillow, the Suitcase Pillow may be for you. Complete with handles and personalized luggage tag.

Wish they had Food Face plates when we were kids, but even adults can play with their food and give Dan a whole new look. Bring on the mash-potatoes and peas...the possibilities are endless!