Birthday
 At your age...getting some action. |
Anniversary
 Let's do something romantic... |
Anniversary
 Convertible substitutes for an orgasm... |
Anniversary
 My heart is your pinata. |
Birthday
 Enough with the candles already. |
Birthday
 From long hair to longing for hair. |
Anniversary
 A dirty mind is a joy forever. |
Anniversary
 Go for the contact high. |
Anniversary
 All I need is a beach, a bench.... |
Anniversary
 Marriage is still an adventure. |
Birthday
 ...part of the bifocal generation. |
Birthday
 You look as young as ever... |
Birthday
 ...old is 15 years older than you are. |
Birthday
 You're as cool now as you were then. |
Birthday
 You laughed at Gabby...now you look... |
Birthday
 The hits just keep on coming. |
Birthday
 Good luck with the surprise party... |
Birthday
 Screw the child-proof cap... |
Birthday
 Hey - I remembered your birthday... |
Birthday
 Good luck with the surprise party... |
